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Didn’t want to necro a really old one.

Here is goes! (remember to use spoilers]

It’s not backdooring if the tower hits you first. It’s called self defense.

Do the math, i have vanguard

My Sanity Eclipse does extra damage on you cause your ******ed

If you use Juggernaut’s Blade Fury, then for the next few hits, he has 50%chance of missing his attack because he’s still dizzy from all the spinning.

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Techies is a fun hero.
Also legit in competitive.

HA
HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAH

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Techies is a fun hero.
Also legit in competitive.

HA
HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAH

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They just didn’t try him out. I am sure he will find his spot in hands of some talented [ <Techies]] player, even if it will be narrow(like only for 4 protect 1 strat or something).

Icecube maybe? =D

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I know a couple that are quite. well known already, I’ll share anyway. That’s it for now.

D > Kunkka ? He was Torrent ing.
What time does AM finish farming? 3 AM ! (welp, everyone knows this one already)
It always takes 4 trees to tango.
Where does Spirit Breaker go when off duty? The Barathum (none’s going to get this one anyway).
Why is Riki’s mother so sad? She lost him at birth.
Did ya see Roshan’s new buff? Killing him takes aegis.
A dota player and a league player walk into a bar. The dota player says “league sucks”. The other one says he cannot deny.
What’s the river’s name in dota? I’m quite sure it’s the River ***. I’ve been told a couple of times don’t cross the river ***.

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I know a couple that are quite. well known already, I’ll share anyway. That’s it for now.

D > Kunkka ? He was Torrent ing.
What time does AM finish farming? 3 AM ! (welp, everyone knows this one already)
It always takes 4 trees to tango.
Where does Spirit Breaker go when off duty? The Barathum (none’s going to get this one anyway).
Why is Riki’s mother so sad? She lost him at birth.
D >Isn’t it “ages”?? That’s what I heard before
A dota player and a league player walk into a bar. The dota player says “league sucks”. The other one says he cannot deny.
What’s the river’s name in dota? I’m quite sure it’s the River ***. I’ve been told a couple of times don’t cross the river ***.

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Didn’t want to necro a really old one.

Here is goes! (remember to use spoilers]

It’s not backdooring if the tower hits you first. It’s called self defense.

Do the math, i have vanguard

My Sanity Eclipse does extra damage on you cause your ******ed

If you use Juggernaut’s Blade Fury, then for the next few hits, he has 50%chance of missing his attack because he’s still dizzy from all the spinning.

Memorable (54)
Posts: 3318

Notable (16)
Posts: 466
Steam: Fleet™

I’ve watched every DotaCinema v >

Remarkable (28)
Posts: 815
Steam: Ce. W1sd0m

Techies is a fun hero.
Also legit in competitive.

HA
HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAH

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Posts: 368
Steam: Captain Daft

Techies is a fun hero.
Also legit in competitive.

HA
HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAH

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They just didn’t try him out. I am sure he will find his spot in hands of some talented [ <Techies]] player, even if it will be narrow(like only for 4 protect 1 strat or something).

Icecube maybe? =D

Master of the hidden art of typoing and the greatest enemy of RNGesus

Check out my second hero >

Notable (10)
Posts: 412
Steam: ElDiablo

I know a couple that are quite. well known already, I’ll share anyway. That’s it for now.

D > Kunkka ? He was Torrent ing.
What time does AM finish farming? 3 AM ! (welp, everyone knows this one already)
It always takes 4 trees to tango.
Where does Spirit Breaker go when off duty? The Barathum (none’s going to get this one anyway).
Why is Riki’s mother so sad? She lost him at birth.
Did ya see Roshan’s new buff? Killing him takes aegis.
A dota player and a league player walk into a bar. The dota player says “league sucks”. The other one says he cannot deny.
What’s the river’s name in dota? I’m quite sure it’s the River ***. I’ve been told a couple of times don’t cross the river ***.

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Posts: 2801
Steam: Wulfstant
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I know a couple that are quite. well known already, I’ll share anyway. That’s it for now.

D > Kunkka ? He was Torrent ing.
What time does AM finish farming? 3 AM ! (welp, everyone knows this one already)
It always takes 4 trees to tango.
Where does Spirit Breaker go when off duty? The Barathum (none’s going to get this one anyway).
Why is Riki’s mother so sad? She lost him at birth.
D >Isn’t it “ages”?? That’s what I heard before
A dota player and a league player walk into a bar. The dota player says “league sucks”. The other one says he cannot deny.
What’s the river’s name in dota? I’m quite sure it’s the River ***. I’ve been told a couple of times don’t cross the river ***.